The Jingoistic States of Wolf 245 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 230 million Wolf 245ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 48.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Wolf 245ian economy, worth 8.46 trillion rupees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,793 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf 245's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolf 245 is ranked 196,560^th in the world and 254^th in Wolf Card Farm Corporation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 43.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.